Sitemap - 2020 - The Briefly

The Briefly for December 29 - 30, 2020 – The "Penn Station, A Little Less Terrible" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for December 27-28, 2020 – The "Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for December 22 - 26, 2020 – The "Tracy Morgan is the Good Dude of 2020" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for December 20-21, 2020 – The "Not A Few Bad Apples" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for December 18-19, 2020 – The "Song For The Dumped" Friday Edition

The Briefly for December 15-17, 2020 – The "Sandra Lindsay, First to be Vaccinated" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for December 13-14, 2020 – The "Second Wave" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for December 11, 2020 – The "Rats Run This Chipotle Now" Friday Edition

The Briefly for December 8-10, 2020 – The "There is Pizza and There is Everything Else" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for December 6-7, 2020 – The "Fight of the Year" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for December 4-5, 2020 – The "Where to Cry in Public" Friday Edition

The Briefly for December 1-3, 2020 – The "New York City's Least Wanted" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for November 24 - 26, 2020 – The "Staten Island is a Problem" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for November 22-23, 2020 – The "We Are An Owl City Now" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for November 20-12, 2020 – The "Rockefeller the Owl" Friday Edition

The Briefly for November 17-19, 2020 – The "There Are No Consequences" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for November 15-16, 2020 – The "President of NYC Buses?" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for November 10-12, 2020 – The "2.26% Positive" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for November 8-9, 2020 – The "Pure Joy in One Specific Eviction" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for November 6, 2020 – The "How Your Neighbors Voted" Friday Edition

The Briefly for Election Day, 2020 – The "Let's All Get Through Today Together" Election Day Edition

The Briefly for November 1-2, 2020 – The "Time to Buy Discount Candy" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for Halloween, 2020 – The "No Need to Socially Distance from Ghosts" Friday Edition

The Briefly for October 27 - 29, 2020 – The "Nobody Fails in 2020" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for October 25 - 26, 2020 – The "Vote or Die" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for October 23 - 24, 2020 – The "2,400 Subway Cars on the Ocean Floor" Friday Edition

The Briefly for October 20 - 21, 2020 – The "Times Square Gets A PerFect Addition" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for October 18-19, 2020 – The "Phenomenal Cosmic Powers!" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for October 16 - 17, 2020 – The "Greatest Mystery of 2020" Friday Edition

The Briefly for October 13 - 15, 2020 – The "Winter is Coming" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for October 11-12, 2020 – The "SERENITY NOW!" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for October 9-10, 2020 – The "$75 Hot Dogs for People Who Hate Having $75" Friday Edition

The Briefly for October 6-8, 2020 – The "3 Guarantees: Death, Taxes, and Cuomo vs de Blasio" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for October 4-5 2020 – The "Is It Finally Time To Find A New Apartment?" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for October 2-3, 2020 – The "Vaccinate All Your Trash Pandas" Friday Edition

The Briefly for September 29 - October 1, 2020 – The "Atop A Burial Ground From The Revolutionary War" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for September 27-28, 2020 – The "Indoor Dining Returns, Outdoor Dining Becomes Permanent" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for September 25-26, 2020 – The "Now You Annoyed the Anarchists" Friday Edition

The Briefly for September 22 - 24, 2020 – The "Anarchist Rat Cluster Jurisdiction" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for September 20-21, 2020 – The "Don't Call This A Staycation" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for September 18-19, 2020 – The "Two Protests Fall in Love" Friday Edition

The Briefly for September 15-17, 2020 – The "Flesh Eating Bacteria? Who Cares, It's 2020" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for September 13 - 14, 2020 - The "A Bat Is In Your Home. What Do You Do?" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for September 11-12, 2020 – The "Let's Eat Some Indoor One Dollar Sushi" Friday Edition

The Briefly for September 8, 2020 – The "The Suburban Exodus That Never Was" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for September 4 - 5, 2020 – The "A Real Turd of an Idea From Cuomo" Friday Edition

The Briefly for September 1, 2020 – The "A $3.75 Reduced-Service Subway Ride" Tuesday Edition

The Briefly for August 30, 2020 – The "There's A Great Hot Dog Stand Nearby" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for August 28, 2020 – The "Indoor Dining, I Don't Know Her" Edition

The Briefly for August 24, 2020 – The "One Thing the Pandemic Can't Stop" Edition

The Briefly for August 10, 2020 – The "A Personal Note From Rob" Edition

The Briefly for August 7, 2020 – The "Mess With the Bull, Get the Horns" Weekend Edition

The Briefly for August 6, 2020 - The "NYC is Horny for Books" Edition

The Briefly for August 5, 2020 – The "Everyone is Abandoning de Blasio's Ship" Edition

The Briefly for August 4, 2020 – The "Batten Down the Hatches!" Edition

The Briefly for August 3, 2020 – The "Fired Anywhere But New York City" Edition

The Briefly for July 31, 2020 – The "NYC Loves Until It Destroys" Edition

The Briefly for July 30, 2020 – The "The Summer Without Manhattan Blizzards" Edition

The Briefly for July 29, 2020 – The "11% of NYPD Officers Have a Record of Misconduct" Edition

The Briefly for July 28, 2020 – The "Someone Knows Your Pandemic Secret" Edition

The Briefly for July 27, 2020 – The "Do You Think He's Talking About Me?" Edition

The Briefly for July 24, 2020 – The "Fight For Your Right To Party Or Not?" Edition

The Briefly for July 23, 2020 – The "Abolition Park, Abolished" Edition

The Briefly for July 22, 2020 – The "$400 Million Extra in Overtime" Edition

The Briefly for July 21, 2020 – The "Don't Make Me Turn This Car Around" Edition

The Briefly for July 20, 2020 – The "A Hot, Gross, and Dirty Week" Edition

The Briefly for July 19, 2020 – The "Phase Four Starts Monday" Sunday Edition

The Briefly for July 16, 2020 – The "She Doesn't Even Go Here" Edition

The Briefly for July 15, 2020 – The "Governor Cuomo's Latest Abomination of Art" Edition

The Briefly for July 14, 2020 – The "Like Noise Canceling for Your Open Windows" Edition

The Briefly for July 13, 2020 – The "A Summer Without Street Fairs" Edition

The Briefly for July 10, 2020 – The "Everyone Can Hear Your Phone Conversation" Edition

The Briefly for July 9, 2020 – The "They Don't Call it a Subway Doomsday for Nothing" Edition

The Briefly for July 8, 2020 – The "Manhattan is the Actual Worst (at Socially Distancing)" Edition

The Briefly for July 7, 2020 – The "Long Island City is Empty" Edition

The Briefly for July 6, 2020 – The "Another Sign of the Apocalypse" Edition

The Briefly for July 3, 2020 – The "Hey Kid, Want To Buy A Baseball Team?" July 4th Edition

The Briefly for July 2, 2020 – The "Eating Outdoors in the New Eating Indoors" Edition

The Briefly for July 1, 2020 – The "$88.1 Billion of Unhappiness for Everyone" Edition

The Briefly for June 30, 2020 – The "Indoor Dining on July 6? Not So Fast." Edition

The Briefly for June 29, 2020 – The "Even Aliens and UFOs Have Left New York" Edition

The Briefly for June 26, 2020 – The "Welcome to Manhattan, $20 Please" Weekend Edition

The Briefly for June 25, 2020 – The "Beaches Will Open on July 1" Edition

The Briefly for June 24, 2020 – The "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning" Edition

The Briefly for June 23, 2020 – The "Are These NYC's Bad Old Days?" Edition

The Briefly for June 22, 2020 – The "An Answer to Our Collective Fireworks Question" Edition

The Briefly for June 19, 2020 – The "Here Comes Phase Two" Weekend Edition

The Briefly for June 18, 2020 – The "One Billion Dollars in Cuts" Edition

The Briefly for June 17, 2020 – The "Don't Believe What Cops Say" Edition

The Briefly for June 16, 2020 – The "4th of July Every Single Night" Edition

The Briefly for June 15, 2020 – The "Not Understanding the Reality of NYC" Edition

The Briefly for June 12, 2020 – The "Mr Mayor, Unlock This Playground" Edition

The Briefly for June 11, 2020 – The "Make It A Little Kinky" Edition

The Briefly for June 10, 2020 – The "An Actual Piece of Good News for NYC" Edition

The Briefly for June 9, 2020 – The "A Real Reason for the City's Curfew" Edition

The Briefly for June 8, 2020 – The "I Guess This Is Phase One?" Edition

The Briefly for June 5, 2020 – The "Black Lives Matter. Say Their Names." Weekend Edition

The Briefly for June 4, 2020 – The "Six Billion Dollars" Edition

The Briefly for May 3, 2020 – The "Does Anyone Know Who is in Charge?" Edition

The Briefly for June 2, 2020 – The "Repeal Civil Rights Law Section 50-a" Edition

The Briefly for June 1, 2020 – The "Sworn to Protect" Edition

The Briefly for May 29, 2020 – The "Our 'Let Someone Else Figure It Out' Mayor" Weekend Edition

The Briefly for May 28, 2020 – The "Can You Spare $9 Billion?" Edition

The Briefly for May 27, 2020 – The "The Last Region Under PAUSE" Edition

The Briefly for May 26, 2020 – The "Summer of Cannibalistic Rats" Edition

The Briefly for May 22, 2020 – The "The Beaches Will Be Open This Weekend" Memorial Day Edition

The Briefly for May 21, 2020 – The "Is This Guy A Complete Idiot?" Edition

The Briefly for May 20, 2020 – The "What to Do if You Find a Baby Bird" Edition

The Briefly for May 19, 2020 – The "Central Park Has Exorcised its Demons" Edition

The Briefly for May 18, 2020 – The "Bored Enough to Give Yourself a Tattoo?" Edition

The Briefly for May 15, 2020 – The "Quarantining with a Ghost" Weekend Edition

The Briefly for May 14, 2020 – The "Your Reservation for The L Train is in 45 Minutes" Edition

The Briefly for May 13, 2020 – The "Social Distance Chicken is the Mascot We Need Right Now" Edition

The Briefly for May 12, 2020 – The "Everyone Except Staten Island is Doing It" Edition

The Briefly for May 11, 2020 – The "A Huge Amount of Restraint by the NYPD" Edition

The Briefly for May 8, 2020 – The "Do We Really Need A Polar Vortex Right Now?" Weekend Edition

The Briefly for May 7, 2020 – The "Playing Governor Cuomo BINGO" Edition

The Briefly for May 6, 2020 – The "Getting Punched in the Head Feels Excessive" Edition

The Briefly for May 5, 2020 – The "100s of Miles of Hell for His Downstairs Neighbors" Edition

The Briefly for May 4, 2020 – The "Reviewing the Best and Worst Frozen Pizzas" Edition

The Briefly for May 1, 2020 – The "Are We The City That Sleeps Now?" Edition

The Briefly for April 30, 2020 – The "I Will Report You To 311 For This!" Edition

The Briefly for April 29, 2020 – The "Cherry Blossom Drone Footage Will Relax You" Edition

The Briefly for April 28, 2020 – The "de Blasio Forced to Make Another Popular Decision" Edition

The Briefly for April 27, 2020 – The "An Upward Failure of Epic Proportions" Edition

The Briefly for April 24, 2020 – The "Someone Told Me It Was the Weekend" Weekend Edition

The Briefly for April 23, 2020 – The "No One Cares Why You're Leaving New York" Edition

The Briefly for April 22, 2020 – The "Someone Has to Be the Bad Roommate, Is It You?" Edition

The Briefly for April 21, 2020 – The "Mayor de Blasio Wants You to Snitch" Edition

The Briefly for April 20, 2020 – The "A Museum That Delivers Ice Cream" Edition

The Briefly for April 17, 2020 – The "Every Hour is Happy Hour When Time is Meaningless" Edition

The Briefly for April 16, 2020 – The "Quarantine Cannibal of New York City" Edition

The Briefly for April 15, 2020 – The "All Hail New York City's New Kings: The Rats" Edition

The Briefly for April 14, 2020 – The "Fell Between Train Cars and Survived" Edition

The Briefly for April 13, 2020 – The "Cutting Your Hair Yourself at Home" Edition

The Briefly for April 10, 2020 – The "Bodegas and Fran Lebowitz Will Be There When Things Go to Hell" Edition

The Briefly for April 9, 2020 – The "Cuomo and de Blasio Find Common Ground" Edition

The Briefly for April 8, 2020 – The "Attention Art Thieves: Please Stay Home" Edition

The Briefly for April 7, 2020 – The "No, We Are Not Burying Dead Bodies in City Parks" Edition

The Briefly for April 6, 2020 – The "We Have Infected the Tigers in the Bronx Zoo" Edition

The Briefly for April 3, 2020 – The "A Bad Omen Washes Ashore at Jacob Riis Park" Edition

The Briefly for April 2, 2020 – The "Is Governor Cuomo's Nipple Pierced?" Edition

The Briefly for April 1, 2020 – The "Biggest Jerk in New York City" Edition

The Briefly for March 31, 2020 – The "Panda Express, You Will Be Missed" Edition

The Briefly for March 30, 2020 – The "Buying Whiskey for a Good Cause" Edition

The Briefly for March 27, 2020 – The "No One is Stopping You From Leaving" Edition

The Briefly for March 26, 2020 – The "Plenty of Dogs and Cats to Adopt" Edition

The Briefly for March 25, 2020 – The "Beneath the Lowest Possible Expectations" Edition

The Briefly for March 24, 2020 – The "Quarantine Rainbow Scavenger Hunt" Edition

The Briefly for March 23, 2020 – The "NYC's First COVID-19 Scumbag Politician Has Emerged" Edition

The Briefly for March 20, 2020 – The "Someone Check on Jen Carlson" Weekend Edition

The Briefly for March 19, 2020 – The "These Are the Groceries We Refuse to Buy" Edition

The Briefly for March 18, 2020 – The "Mom and Dad Are Fighting Over Quarantine" Edition

The Briefly for March 17, 2020 – The "Order A Cocktail With Your Take Out" Edition

The Briefly for March 16, 2020 – The "A City Without Restaurants and Bars" Edition

The Briefly for March 13, 2020 – The "How Does A Strip Club Fight COVID-19?" Edition

The Briefly for March 12, 2020 – The "Why is Mayor Bill de Blasio So Hated?" Edition

The Briefly for March 11, 2020 – The "Bill de Blasio's Kiss of Death Endorsement" Edition

The Briefly for Match 9, 2020 – The "Herald Square Smells Like A Toilet For A Reason" Edition

The Briefly for March 6, 2020 – The "Silliest Restaurant in New York is Now Closed" Edition

The Briefly for March 5, 2020 – The "Are We Supposed to Be Freaking Out Yet?" Edition

The Briefly for March 4, 2020 – The "Worst Restaurant in NYC Right Now" Edition

The Briefly for March 3, 2020 – The "Kill it! Kill It All With Bleach!" Edition

The Briefly for March 2, 2020 – The "Yes, We Are All Out of Hand Sanitizer" Edition

The Briefly for February 28, 2020 – The "I Got About Five Friends Left" Weekend Edition

The Briefly for February 27, 2020 – The "Who is the Most Powerful Person in New York City?" Edition

The Briefly for January 26, 2020 – The "Isn't A Dessert Bagel Called A Doughnut?" Edition

The Briefly for February 25, 2020 – The "Would You Be Fired for Choking Someone On the Job?" Edition

The "The "Do You Know Your Neighborhood Borders?" Edition

The Briefly for February 21, 2020 – The Weekend "Real Villain was New York City the Whole Time" Edition

The Briefly for February 20, 2020 – The "A Diner by Any Other Name" Edition

The Briefly for February 19, 2020 – The "Rat, Roach, and Mouse Census of 2020" Edition

The Briefly for February 18, 2020 – The "Decapitating a Luxury Condo" Edition

The Briefly for February 16, 2020 – The "Peanut Butter Bandit Needs to Be Caught" Edition

The Briefly for Valentine's Day, 2020 – The "Your Plant Stylist Appointment is Coming Up" Weekend Edition

The Briefly for February 13, 2020 – The "Are We Ready for an NYC Yang Gang?" Edition

The Briefly for February 12, 2020 – The "Maybe You Have A Better Idea for This?" Edition

The Briefly for February 11, 2020 – The "Brokers' Fees Are Unbanned" Edition

The Briefly for February 10, 2020 – The "NYPD Declares War on Mayor de Blasio" Edition

The Briefly for February 7, 2020 – The Weekend "Who Are We Saving Our City From?" Edition

The Briefly for February 6, 2020 – The "No More Paying Brokers Fees For Rentals" Edition

The Briefly for February 5, 2020 – The "Why Bother Having A Public Transit System At All?" Edition

The Briefly for February 4, 2020 – The "NYPD's Very Not Nice 69 Million Dollar Cost" Edition

The Briefly for February 3, 2020 – The "Dropping the Ball, Not the Groundhog" Edition

The Briefly for January 31, 2020 – The Weekend "Three Story Tall Taco Ball in Midtown" Edition

The Briefly for January 30, 2020 – The "So Many Non-Coronavirus Ways to Die" Edition

The Briefly for January 29, 2020 – The "Peanut Butter Subway Bandit, I Hate You" Edition

The Briefly for January 28, 2020 – The "Is See Something, Say Something No Longer Adequate?" Edition

The Briefly for January 27, 2020 – The "Don't Lean on the Subway Doors Today" Edition

The Briefly for January 24, 2020 – The Weekend "Train Daddy Andy Byford Quit His Job" Edition

The Briefly for January 23, 2020 – The "Hipsters Have Left the Neighborhood" Edition

The Briefly for January 22, 2020 – The "You'll Never Escape A Fart On These New Subway Cars" Edition

The Briefly for January 21, 2020 – The "Go Back to Iowa, Go Back to Ohio" Edition

The Briefly for January 20, 2020 – The "You Trust the MTA, Right?" Edition

The Briefly for January 17, 2020 – The Weekend "El Bloombito Will Not Be Bought!" Edition

The Briefly for January 16, 2020 – The "Most Important Story Today: Our Mayor's Dumb Bagel Order" Edition

The Briefly for January 15, 2020 – The "New Yorkers, Known Historically for Their Patience" Edition

The Briefly for January 14, 2020 – The "AOC vs Cuomo, Round 2" Edition

The Briefly for January 13, 2019 – The "Caught Speeding Without Consequence" Edition

The Briefly for January 10, 2020 – The "Governor Cuomo's Art is a Nightmare" Edition

The Briefly for January 9, 2020 – The "300 Defective Subway Cars and State of the State" Edition

The Briefly for January 8, 2020 – The "Crime is Down but Murder is Up" Edition

The Briefly for January 7, 2020 – The "Saving Penn Station and a Guy on the BQE" Edition

The Briefly for January 6, 2020 – The "Y2K Bug Arrives in NYC 20 Years Late" Edition

The Briefly for January 3, 2020 – The "Your Choice of Subway Seat is Always Wrong" Edition

The Briefly for January 2, 2020 – The "De Blasio Argues $30 Pizza, Not the $51 Billion MTA Plan" Edition