You're not allowed to say it's cold. You have to say "This is some tropospheric polar vortex we're having, right?" If you order food, this is "tip 33…

January 2023

Hochul and Adams declare victory over subway crime, the MTA kills free Wi-Fi on buses, the best of late-night dining, and more.
The State of the City, ping-pong, LIRR in Grand Central opens, human rights violations at MSG, new restaurants to get excited about and more. Strap in…
The DOT does the Tim Robinson hot dog guy meme, the mayor starts a newsletter, the ugliest building in NYC, The City's subway quiz results, BYOB…
No one wants to talk about this kind of stuff with their mayor, especially when your mayor is a very weird dude, 40 inexpensive dining locations, a…
The mayor unveils a city budget that everyone hates, the nurse strike comes to an end, the next city dispensary, what to eat at the new Union Square…
The Briefly is on the road this week, a rant about local journalism, a farewell to Stomp, robot fried chicken, NYC is a shitty place to find a job, and…
An NYPD cop punches a pre-teen girl, the AirTrain finds a way to get worse, Joe Rogan convinces idiots to search the East River, all-you-can-eat Korean…
Mayor Adams cosplays Rudy Giuliani, Plan B for replacing Rikers Island, staffing issues at Rikers, new laws, where to get cuffed, disappearing cocktail…

December 2022

Covid cases are up in city schools, the Gowanus rezoning kills a restaurant, rats live in the mayor's head rent-free, a local's guide to the Dyker…
Community boards and dispensaries, no one wants to work for Mayor Adams, SantaCon, subway service over the Williamsburg Bridge is set to close on…
Subway fares are expected to rise again, the history of Brooklyn's bus redesigns, the worst dishes of 2022, how to brute force solve fare evasion…