You're not allowed to say it's cold. You have to say "This is some tropospheric polar vortex we're having, right?" If you order food, this is "tip 33%+ weather." No exceptions.
The "Tropospheric Polar Vortex" Edition
The "Tropospheric Polar Vortex" Edition
The "Tropospheric Polar Vortex" Edition
You're not allowed to say it's cold. You have to say "This is some tropospheric polar vortex we're having, right?" If you order food, this is "tip 33%+ weather." No exceptions.